|me:||*seductively runs hand through hair*|
|me:||*seductively gets hand caught in huge knot*|
*gives everyone a framed selfie for christmas*
*smokes weed at a wiggles concert*
*at the poker table*
aha…read em’ and weep, pals
*gives each player a copy of ‘my sisters keeper’*
seriously guys you’ll be sobbing
"y-o-u-t-w-o-s-h-o-u-l-d-d-a-t-e… wow can you believe this?"
“you are moving the ouija board”
“no this is legit woah looks like...
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- four leaf clover come to life
- baby angel
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kind of like the instructions you gave us you piece...